Cold Lunch Hat of the Month Club
One badass hat. Every month. No repeats.
HATS WILL SHIP 25th-30th OF EACH MONTH
October's hat- Have A Beer or 12
ONCE OCTOBER IS OVER THEY ARE GONE!
This ain’t your mama’s hat brand, little buddy.
Every month you’re gettin’ a bad-ass, blue-collar, beer-drinkin’ hat that’ll make Karen clutch her pearls, piss your boss off, and have your buddies jealous.
It comes with 5 of the monthly stickers, and no tellins what else!
Cold_Lunch Slap Pack
12.99 FREE SHIPPING
Will ship on the 15th and 25th of each month
Ten dumb offensive waterproof vinyl stickers a month. Made by my sober wife or me when I've had a few too many.
Subscriptions are available so you don't get drunk and forget next month.
Cold Lunch Approved Can Cooler
You need to be reminded sometimes that one's just not enough. Grab you one of these bad boys just to remind you.
Last Month's Hat
If you snagged the 2Day Notice Hat thank you so much! They have been shipped out, and are on the way!
Have You a Beer Or 12
Look I know you're probably wondering why the hell you'd buy any of this shit. Well the truth is I don't know what the hell I'm even doin. All I know is I'm just a regular ole blue-collar beer drinkin guy like you. Yeah I like to make people laugh, and have a little bit of a better day. I'm only funny for about 50 seconds though so TikTok and Instagram are perfect for me I reckon.
I'm just out here trying to provide for my little family too. We all going through the same stuff, and we all gone be just fine. I just got tired of the old safe generic hat brand I was runnin. Now I'm going to be me no matter what. No more politically correct bull-shit over this way. These hats, stickers, coozies, and whatever else I come up with, will absolutely piss off some Karens.
If you do purchase from me do it because you actually like the brand I'm building. I want to build a community of people like us. I want to give back, and once this thing takes off I will.
Don't be scared to message me for coupons and discounts y'all.
- Cold_Lunch