Cold Lunch Hi-Vis Trucker (Pre-Order)
$24.99
Pemium quality Richardson 112 Cold Lunch ptach hat. Built for any jobsite or beer run. This is a pre-order for mid September. They will be limited so lock yours in now. Don't cry when they gone either.
Cold_Lunch Slap Pack
12.99 FREE SHIPPING
Ten dumb offensive waterproof vinyl stickers a month. Made by my sober wife or me when I've had a few too many.
Subscriptions are available so you don't get drunk and forget next month.
Have You a Beer Or 12
Look I know you're probably wondering why the hell you'd buy any of this shit. Well the truth is I don't know what the hell I'm even doin. All I know is I'm just a regular ole blue-collar beer drinkin guy like you. Yeah I like to make people laugh, and have a little bit of a better day. I'm only funny for about 50 seconds though so tiktok and instagram are perfect for me I reckon.
I'm just out here trying to provide for my little family too. We all going through the same stuff, and we all gone be just fine. I just got tired of the old safe generic hat brand I was runnin. Now I'm going to be me no matter what. No more politically correct bull-shit over this way. These hats, stickers, coozies, and whatever else I come up with, will absolutely piss off some Karens.
If you do purchase from me do it because you gunually like the brand i'm building. I want to buld a community of people like us. I want to give back, and once this thing takes off I will.
Don't be scared to message me for coupons and discounts yall.
- Cold_Lunch